The Mouse on the Barroom Floor
Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor,
When the pub was shut for the night.
Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moon light.
He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor,
Then back on haunches he sat
And all night long you could hear him roar:
"Bring on the God damn Cat!"
The sad lack of Reptiles
"If you want to improve be content to be thought foolish, and stupid"
